Stuff nightmares are made out of....

Ok, so yesterday I had to take "B" (middle daughter who is 5 yrs old) to the Dentist. She had to be sedated and have some work done.  They take us out of the waiting room and into the sedation room where they will give her  a "cocktail" (taste like bananas apparently) and wait for her to fall asleep. This room is pretty small.. It has like a toddler shaped mattress and a counter with a sink. Well on the counter is this creature...

Which everyone said at first looks like a penquin.

But lets ignore for a minute what animal this is suppose to be.. THE TEETH!! Holy cow, its a stuffed animal with human teeth!!  I have NO idea who would come up with this...but obviously its not someone who has children!

Ok, so here is a better picture of the "creature"

Its a MONKEY!!

I cant think of the name right now, but there was this horror movie about a monkey that turned on his keeper and became evil killer monkey.  This is totally like that!  Thankfully "B" didnt seem to care (dentist are awesome drug dealers man..lol) I, on the other hand, wanted to put this thing in the stupid corner, but was afraid I would "offend" him and he would come after me!! 

Personally Im afraid of clowns. Clown figurines are soo scary its not even funny. USPS has a commercial out now about a clown figurine. I HATE that commercial, but so understand how the family feels! But this monkey, with human teeth, makes the list.. 

I am really hoping that by next week when I have to take "J" (my 4 yr old son) that his monkey will NOT be in the room..if he is, I might have to ask that he be removed.. and hopefully not offend him in the process! 

Here is another picture of something that happed over the summer that wasnt so nice either. 

Thought I would add it in, since Im talking about the stuff nightmares are made out of.  I love frogs, have a huge collection of them. (not real frogs) And harming this poor little frog while driving one evening hurt my heart... but it is funny how he ended up..lol

~Scary Teeth Monkeys and Frogs~

Kelly